Heaven...according to a six-year old...

Me: OK, William...let me tuck you in and say your prayers.

William: Mom! I cannot WAIT to die!

Me: [confused] What? Why?

William: I cannot wait to get to heaven!

Me: Why?

William: Because heaven is filled with chocolate. Your house is made of chocolate and you can eat it all in a day. Then you can build a new one for the next day and eat it!

Me: hmmm...sounds yummy!

William: Yeah and it's going to be DARK chocolate! I cannot wait!